ITIQ
(information technology intelligence quotient) – the measure of one’s ability to learn, retain and understand anything related to it. the calculation is made with inverse weight given to age (as appose to how a normal iq is calculated) because the -ssumption is made that someone knows less about it as they grow older.
for example, to calculate a normal iq, you divide the mental age by the chronological age and multiple by 100 (iq = (ma/ca) – 100). for example, if a certain child started reading, etc., at the age of 3 (ca) and average children start reading, etc., at the age of 6 (ma), the child would get an iq score of 200.
however, to calculate an itiq, you divide the chronological age by the it age and multiply by 100. for example, if a certain person learned to use the new iphone features at the age of 30 (ca) that any 15 year old (ita) would easily pick-up, that person would get an itiq score of 200.
susan had difficulty figuring out how to use her new ipad due to her low itiq.
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