It’s Five O-Clock Somewhere



if you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.
jen: “well, i’m in the mood for a beer right now”
john: “are you an alchy? it’s 2:30!”
jen: “hey, it’s five o-clock somewhere”
john: “what does that even mean? it’s not 5:00 here”
jen: -summons strength- “we need to get you a strong, healthy beer”

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