when a teen goes through a phase where they take on a different personality but proclaim that they will always be like that.
>mom- when is this emo phase of yours gunna end.?
>teen- omg it’s not a phase mom.
a king. i’m every since of the word. strong, diligent and s-xy as h-ll. i wanna rule like oratarus. oratarus is a one of a kind type of name and person . amazing man .
- demonizing jorge
a demonizing jorge is when you get you friend jorge and try to give him to la migra and you sussecfully do and get him deported adding to the stigma that all latinos ate illegal immigrants my friend is a demonizing jorge
- dirty espinoza
when your husband is on the toilet, but your spouse/girlfriend has to vomit so he begins to spread his legs and vomit in the small gap, but as you flush it clogs. i was in jamica taking a s*** and my wife did a dirty espinoza
- lobby log
when you need to take a dump during a 17 hour road trip that includes multiple meals at fast food restaurants, and you arrive at your hotel; first thing you do is pollute the restroom off the hotel lobby with a huge t-rd called a lobby log when we finally arrived at our holiday inn […]
- oh p**p
a phrase said when somebody is hurt or angry and is trying not to cuss in public “mother fu-… i mean oh-p–p!” the kids looked at tom as he stubbed his toe.