it’s not rocket surgery
when you think that something is simple and very easy to understand but you’re not very competent as a human yourself at the moment.
a good example of a malaphor (where two idioms combine to make a confusing saying that doesnt sound quite right)
person1: “i can’t believe you don’t understand this. it’s not rocket surgery!”
person2: “are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
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