It’s Tuesday
a term used in cr-ppy commercials to denote that someone has never eaten good food in their entire life. this usually applies to walmart.
husband: oh my god is that steak!!!!!????? i’ve never eaten steak before! is it our anniversary or something??? oh g-d what did i forget???? what day is it??!!!!
wife, smirking idiotically: it’s tuesday
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