ITSA
information technology security advisor.
has more access to p-rn than anyone else in the office.
deems all things fun as inappropriate unless he thought of it.
spam me, spam me, get that whip and spam me.
spends a productive 7.5 minutes a day at a desk, the rest of the day is spent with breakfast, a run, smoko, exercise, lunch, a run, arvo tea, slow down, 5.00 home time. oh, and a meeting.
“pick me, pick me. well i’m taking your email access away and changing the permissions.”
our itsa is a dipsta
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