IVS
acronymn for irritable vowel syndrome. the excessive use of vowels when expressing amazement, anguish, fear, surprise etc.
suffered mostly by latin language speakers, symptoms include extended uterrences along the lines of “ay yi yi yaaaai”, “gooooooooooaaaaalll”, “aieeeeeee” etc. in the animal kingdom this affliction is most suffered by cows and is manfisted mostly by extended “moooooos”.
the argentinian football commentator football commentator met the relevant ivs requirements in order to qualify for his vocation
ivs stands for itchy v-g-n- syndrome. some days your just itchy down there, it could be a disease or because you just haven’t shaved in a few days but whatever the reason you just can’t stop touching your v-g-n-.
emily, stop touching your v-g-n-, do you have crabs?
no, i just have ivs!
intertwined v-g-n- sydrome- when a boyfriend and girlfriend spend so much time together that the guy grows a v-g-n- and they become unseperable.
good lord those two are connected at the hip. nope they’ve just got ivs
“ivs” is an acronym that stands for indestructible v-g-n- syndrome. this is the name given to a woman that can be kicked in the crotch and be unharmed.
-hyah!-
“ha! i just kicked your v-g-n-!”
“i have ivs, therefore, i am unhurt.”
“oh, shi-”
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