31 march, 5 pm, edt.
the hour in which ivy league schools release admissions decisions. can make or break a kid.
ivy hour crushed her. rejected from cornell, yale, brown & upenn; wait-listed at columbia .. it seemed her future was bleak, until it didn’t exist anymore. 😮
the greatest sobbing for teens aged 17-18 occur at ivy hour – crying, rejected kids across the nation (and some international kids too).
- whack shack
a m-ssage parlor, usually located in a strip mall, where the phrase “you want to turn over?” means it’s time for “happy ending”. tj just got back from the whack shack, those asian girls gave him the 3 finger special. a bed with a canopy arranged in such a manner as to allow complete privacy […]
- lolly lolly
after using lol (laugh out loud) for a while, some may choose to expand this abreiveation. it is extremely annoying and you hate whoever said it. something slighly funny was said – lolly lolly (in an extremly nausiatingly annoying voice)
noun – “people who are lazy” are not nice and also not convenient to describe people who dislikes doing work or ch-r-s. lazist is a more suitable and appropriate noun for these people. people who are cl-ssified as lazists might be unmotivated in their lives or are just lazy by nature. lazists might sometimes be […]
- pizza pillows
a term of endearment for an italian woman’s br–sts. “i would love to fall face first into giada’s pizza pillows”. pizza rolls. commonly enjoyed at high temperatures by r-t-rds. durrrr pizza pillows hot!!! the fine br–sts of an italian woman. the food network’s giada de laurentiis has great pizza pillows. i would love to feel […]
- platinum torrent
a bittorrent torrent consisting of over 9000 active seeders. double platinum means over 18k seeders, triple platinum means over 27k, and so on, ad infinitum. – man! the latest big bang theory episode is already triple platinum! – really? it’s only been out there for like three hours. i thought it wouldn’t be a platinum […]