iWhack


when you use a portable ipod or iphone to observe p-rno in a place where no computers are available. you then porceed to fondle your genitals until peak -rg-sm is reached.
mom: were going to the zoo, you have to go.
guy: but mom i have important things to do!
mom: i dont care its a family day.
guy: f-ck it, ill just iwhack.

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