iWPP
i”witness protection program”: changing one’s online persona so drastically that they enter a figurative witness protection program of sorts. can sometimes be such a drastic personality change, or influenced by an equally drastic external personality change, that it is often related to one’s real life.
“we found her secret online journal and wow, it’s like she’s gone through a total iwpp!”
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- Ibisrsi
to have an event or multiple events occur to make one’s life a hot mess. “i just tripped up the stairs while having toilet paper on my shoe. why is my life such an ibisrsi?” making a project and dropping it, leading to breaking it, 50 feet away from its final destination.
- i-Brain
an electronic device that records eeg data. the i-brain is an eeg-recording tool that is easy to operate. noun- used to describe an ipod when a person uses it as a secondary brain, and can not function without it. example 1 i dont know how i am going to survive the day, my ibrain died […]
- ICBTAAFT
i can’t believe there’s an acronym for that? used when one is confronted with a ridiculously long acronym while text messaging or chatting online. john: hey, what does ottomh mean? stan: it means, “off the top of my head.” john: what?! icbtaaft?!!
- Ice-Blowie
when a girl gives a guy a bl-w j-b while she has ice in her mouth. deennnnggggg she gave me the bombest ice-blowie, now you wanna go do some gay sh-t?
- If a Tree Falls in the Forest...
the full phrase is ‘if a tree falls in the forest but n-body is around to hear it, does it make a sound?’. it symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts. ah, cripes- i can’t think of one.