ixia


ixia is is a kind of flower with about 50 species.
flowers with nice names like.
ixia flexuousa
ixia polystachya
ixia rapunculoides
your ixia is mighty fine.
the name for the most awesome person ever, it is impossible to fit so much awesome into any other person.
person #1: hey! would you say i’m a ixia?

person #2: hu! turn around,……hhmmmmm!

person #2: no!! your not awesome enough.

person #1: ………….!

person #2: hey, dont worry! its not easy to be as awesome as a real ixia.
ixia is a drink consisting of urin and ice.
looks cool and refreshing, but for most people isn’t.

a drink usually served to people you don’t like,
and in odd cases to people who enjoy drinking urin.

normally not served as the initial drink of the evening.
jesus, this tastes like ixia !

now that idiot is here again, give him an ixia.

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