Izziblades


1. izzi’s blades.

1e. an extreme form of affirmation in the direction of a source or service. popular retail presentation style categorized by hands in a rigid flat angle with the thumbs turned into the palm. when presenting something at low levels, the palm is often curved in the shape of a cup.

2. a biblical weapon of great power used to vanquish the evils of retail.

see also small box cutting knife, etc.
“dude, i harnessed the power of the izziblades to show a customer photo booth on the imac, powered by the giles jack.”

customer: “dude, are you out of izziblades?”
sales professional: “no, but we do have izzi shades, with snow kitty compatibility!”
customer: “leet.”

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