J.F.H
jerking from home. we all do it when “working from home.”
co-worker (who you’re obviously close enough with to use this term): “hey man, i’m out. see you tomorrow?”
you: “no can do, buddy. i’m jfh.”
co-worker: “lucky you.”
is short for:just f-cked hair
i was working in the front of the store when my co-worker came in and i told her it looks like your man gave you some j.f.h before work.
#nooner #get some #booty call #s-x #whos the boss
short for jeans from h-ll, any jeans that cause perpetual discomfort while wearing them. can refer to jeans which are too large, too small, or jeans that are notably out of style.
the only clean pants i had for last night were my jfhs, so you know that date went reaaally well
my jfh give me a je-n-s but i’ve had them so long i can’t bring myself to trash them.
i know lisa thinks those are hot on her, but those are her jfhs, and give her a m-ffintop.
#pants #jeans #too big #too small #discomfort
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