J.J. Evans


a character on the show “good times.” also another name for rapper jay-z due to his striking resemblance to this character.
“j.j. evans gettin’ gunned up and clapped quick.” -nas, “ether” (a jay-z diss track)

by getting with beyonce, j.j. evans gave new hope to all the jacked up looking dudes out there hoping to someday score hot–ss tail.

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