John Hose


n. a loud urinator, usually a small-d-cked guy who thinks that p-ssing loudly will give others in the men’s restroom the impression that he has a huge c-ck.
did you hear john hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? he totally could’ve quietly p-ssed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. what a load.

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