j.k. rowling, author of the popular harry potter books, when she’s f-cking with the minds of her fans regarding new releases, e.g. teasing about new possible books, pottermore information, etc.
samantha, rabid fangirl: godd-mnit i got an email from pottermore and i thought i was in the beta but it was just telling me that i will be getting another email that will be the actual email. then i got another email and it was telling me that they were preparing to send the email. f-ck.
ryan: yup, that author is just bein’ j.k. lowling like crazy.
- J lo Allan
a bodybuilder with an extraordinarily big b-tt look how much he’s squatting, he’s such a j lo allan
- J Mickey
a mickey mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings. thomas is sporting that j mickey shirt again.
the slang term used by spasticated lamens when they are talking about soemthing “heauge” or “huge”. wow, that boy is joashed sausage.
when trying to get a job at the hospital i can’t smoke guys im trying to get a jobbadahospital job at the hospital
the dopest r&b group that consists of two sets of brothers devante and dalvin and k-ci and jojo. love you for life by jodeci is my wedding song! she thinks she’s fat when really, she’s not. she’s really pretty and a lot of guys like her even though she might not think so. she’s my […]