J Love
bad -ss, ex-navy, drift car racing, rescue swimmer, who has a bad -ss truck with way too many lights, and likes his red bull at 8 in the morning. however as much as he is a bad -ss he has the stature of a hobbit, male pattern baldness at the age of six, and had tiny -ss hands. however this does not affect his overall awesomeness, and has a comb over on his big toes and a dirty mexican mustache.
you cant beat that awesome -ss j love!!
once upon a time there was a boy named jon. everyone loved him. thus, he is j-love.
j-love can count to ten; with his eyes closed!
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