J move
see also : jewish
a j move is when someone does something that is jewish. and leads to your loss
ex: you told your mom to not eat the last piece of chicken, but she does… you got hit with the j moves
me: yo dee are u gunna scoop me tonight?
dee: yeah ill be there at 10
— dee never shows up—
next day
me: yo why did u hit me with the j move c-nt f-cker
dee: oh sorry, my moms h-t me with the j move and took the car
similar to jew move; to cheat someone out of something, or lie about something for your benefit.
cecil-i’ll come over to pick you up in 10 minutes.
(20 minutes p-ss)
dee-man where you at?
cecil-i’m about to leave
dee-man thats the j move
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