J name theory
j name theory is that any guy who’s name starts with a j is complete cr-p and you shouldn’t date them. ask your friends. very few guys with a name that starts with a j is worth anyone’s time.
hey do you remember my ex, j____?
yeah, wasn’t he a piece of cr-p?
yeah!!!
doesn’t that just prove the j name theory?!
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