J.O.M.L
jerk off memory lock. when you see a hot chic, then think about her later while jerking off.
i totally added that milf to my joml. did you see her cans?
acronym which stands for “jack off memory log”. essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have s-x with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.
1. claudia is so fine i am going to put her in my joml and save her for later.
joy of my life:
someone who makes a difference in your life; you’re always happy when they’re around. they make you smile, no matter what they do, whatever they wear, and just for being there <3 guy: hey baby girl girl: hey baby boy guy: i just wanna tell you how much i love you, and that you're the joml <3 girl: aww, i love you too baby xoxox
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