J-Pew


someone who lacks the general personality to deserve a real nickname. the pew sound usually solicits an aggressive response from the j-pew driving him into an angry rage.
person 1: hey j-pew
person 2 (j-pew): ill f-cking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: pew pew pew
person 2: rawwrr

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