j-po
the act of making plans and not following through by not showing up, calling, texting or any other form of contact to let the other party know.
the act of disappearing for months on end with out having any form of contact with anyone especially the significant other.
lastnight bill and i had plans and he pulled a jpo.
jackson police department
“oh sh-t, here comes the j-po, get in the car man, we’re out”
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