J-Rod


a j-rod is a flamboyant h-m-s-xual known to frequent glory holes. the number on the men’s room stalls with “for a good time call” will always lead you to a j-rod. j – rod’s are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, b-tterflies, etc.
“man this j-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time i have to take a leak.”
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a super hard on. the best a man can get.
trisha, that trick daddy ova there got one big -ss j-rod goin’ onnnn!
a person with style. can dance and has many talents.
everyone wants to party with. the enbodyment of awesome.
that guy is jrod in the club.

i like it when a person has a jrod like time
1) to continue to turn down or “poon” out on your friends.

2) to make plans and at the last minute break prior said engagement.
he said he was going to play golf today but he j-rodded at the last minute.
a curved p-n-s.
girl 1-i slept with him
girl 2-did he have a big d-ck
girl 1-he had a j-rod
-the chemist who extracted from his heart’s elements, comp-ssion, respect, longing, patience, regret, surprise, and forgiveness and compounded them into one and created that atom which is called love.

-a cute sweet and cuddly person

-a life changer

-a short, great person with a wonderful personality

-to know j-rod is to love j-rod
i love j-rod with all my heart and soul.
guy from tx not san antonio who will absolutley drop your -ss.
jrod dropped your -ss b-tch.
1. a complete tool.
2. boy with a little p-n-s
3. guy who thinks too much of himself
4. obsessive without control
yo! you see j-rod? he was the laugh of the party.

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