J-Roll
the act of crossing the street on a bike without a crosswalk. usually happens with little kids who don’t pay attention. similar to j-walking.
did you see that douche on the bike j-roll out in front of me?
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to be found guilty by a judge in criminal court; to have a conviction for a criminal offense if i plead guilty, can they withhold adjudification?
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1. infinite amount of f-cks. 2. a never ending f-ck. 3. typically used in -ssimilation to the catch phrase, “f-ck my life”, only on a much worse scale. “i fell up the stairs today, lost my car keys down a drainage ditch, and my bra broke in cl-ss. infinif-ck.”
- backyard squat
when a guy is laying down in bed with a b-n-r and a girl grabs a hold of it, sticks it in her -ss, and squats. guy: hey babe, i think we should try something new tonight. girl: well i heard about this one thing called a backyard squat. sounds like fun. guy: whats a […]
- absolute bullshit
typically what a religious person calls “absolute truth”. chris’s stories about “god”, “creation”, etc. are just absolute bullsh-t.