j-shored
to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.
i collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-sh-r-d by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.
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