J-Turd
a j-t-rd is an uncommon occurence that happens whilst dropping a deuce. what happens is, your t-rd exits the -n-s, also known as the t-rd cutter, and forms a “j” shape that then curves up and touches the bottom of your genetalia (i.e scr-t-m or l-b–) this can lead to stinky genetalia and some t-rd spots. other common side-effects are corn or peanuts stuck in your pubic hair.
kolton: dude, i was at home yesterday dropping a huge dump from all that mcdonald’s i ate and i let out a nasty j-t-rd. i still haven’t gotten it all out from my bush!
isaac: wow dude, that’s sick. don’t talk to me anymore.
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