J1
an ignorant man who thinks he’s a 110% perfect male human being.
jonathan park: gg…csu tuition just rose 12%.
j1: that’s where are your paychecks going.
the first guy named justin that you met out of the sea of justins that you know. he is cool beyond all measures, has a pretty big d-ck, is really jacked, goes to the gym hardcore, and can get any girl you have ever wanted. usually wears exclusive clothes and is seen with a jewish looking guy as his wingman.
dude 1 : “who’s that guy?”
dude 2 : “it’s j1 with some hot b-tches and his wingman”
dude 1 : “who’s that other guy over there?”
dude 2 : “oh just some guy named justin, he’s a f-ckin creeper….”
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