a jablonski can be a male or female, of any nationality and above the age of 10. a jablonski is someone who f-cks something up. they will make you do things twice, they are also the reason why we have so many f-ck ups in the world in many different aspects of life. jablonskieizm is a term for great feets in jablonski behaviour. to spot a jablonski in it’s natural habitat you have to look. everyone in life has experienced a jablonski in one point in time. to deal with a jablonski requires great patience and skill. sometimes you have to become a jablonski to deal with a jablonski effectively. to de – jablonski someone is to teach them a lesson so that they will learn not to do what they did again. i coined the observational term jablonski and jablonskieizm back in 1994 when i first experienced them in high school.
smooth move jablonski. you f-ckin’ jablosnki. is your last name ongsty? no it’s jablonski. jablonskiiiiiiii,
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to check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.
“if you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna jablonski you!!!”
a person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. he rips the ice, the bender he is. his morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. a guy you can count on.
“jablonski knows how to push through the god d-mn sh-t no one deserves.”
huge ball of crusty j-zz in your j-zz bib.
“man, when i rub my jablonski, it’s like christmas!”
- Jaw Rage
while talking in their sleep, a person verbally abuses their sleeping partner. unbeknownst to him, my husband gave me some serious jaw rage last night. he called me a sl-t, a b-tch, and then told me to get the bleep out!
one of the most awesome short giraffe spirit animal in the world that also goes by the name j-zz omg have you heard about jisel shes the best giraffe ever!
- juan diaz
a f-cking s-xy beast with a huge p-n-s. a plus in every cl-ss. women cannot stay away from him he has achieved great things and is a master in everything. he is every man’s role model juan diaz just stole my girl! i am so honored!
any time any member of the kardashian family does something nasty that the “media” doesn’t agree with. “did you see kim kardashian’s break the internet shoot?” “yeah, that was definitely karnastian.”
a black -ss n-gg- that eats a m-ssive amount of p-ssy keiontay just ate my p-ssy