jaboner


to have a m-ssive erection that is very noticeable. you know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. or when you see obama

saying b-n-r but being sneaky about it

man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jab-n-r.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jab-n-r

sym: errection, b-n-r, t-ts, dike, f-g
ant: n-gg-rs

when you meet friends after a night out and ask “jab-n-r?” to see whether coitus was exchanged.
“went out last night, ended up talking to some pretty hot babe!”.. “so, jab-n-r?”
well, it sure isn’t the flight stick
“woah, thats not the flight stick…. thats my jab-n-r.

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