Jacassian
{from ‘jack-ss’ (n) + ‘ian’}
denizens of jac-ssia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.
jac-ssians only value the worldview of other jac-ssians. they do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, greys, “chemtrails”, and so forth. anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who -must be attacked-, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.
their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
those ‘ufologists’ are some real jac-ssians.
last night, some drunken jugalo claimed that i was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but i opened a can of whoop-ss on him. what a jac-ssian!
those wikipedians should go back to jac-ssia.
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