jaccubus
female or male demon similar to succubus but does not engage in s-xual relations with their human victim. instead, the jaccubus visits men in their sleep and m-st-rb-t-s them until full release. this may happen multiple times, leading to physical discomfort, embar-ssment, and testicular depletion.
babydoll: you feel like messing around a little before going work this morning, honey?
me: sorry babe, can’t do it. my p-n-s is so red and sore…my b-lls ache like a m-th-…not to mention i was stuck to both the top and bottom sheets this morning when i woke up. must have been visited by the jaccubus again last night.
babydoll: you could have just said no. ::shakes head::
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