Jack Bauer Power Dump
1. noun
during the commericals on 24, jack bauer quickly takes huge sh-ts that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. verb
to take a jack bauer power dump
when out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don’t want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
“man, i just took a huge jack bauer power dump.”
“jack where have you been?” “taking a jack bauer power dump.”
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