Jack Broomell

1. (v); the godliest of gods; the manliest of men; the baconest of bacon strips. no one doubts that he is forever broomelled; no one questions his ability to consume bacon. chuck norris takes broomelling advice from jack broomell. ever been to the gym with jack broomell? he out broomells everyone there, past, present and future. everyone should aspire to be as broomelled as this guy.

2. (n); jack broomell.

3. (n); john broomell.
1. “jack broomell is my hero.”

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