Jack Bruce


the b-ss guitar player and lead singer for the 60’s rock band cream. he is concidered to be one of the greatest b-ssests who ever lived, and to have one of the most original voices ever. bruce originally played a gibson sg style b-ss.
jack bruce can sing like no other!
b-ssist and vocalist for cream. he is a mediocre musician and he is also a d-ck. he called led zeppelin “cr-p” and started b-tching about their reunion tour. also a cranky old man filled with jealousy.
greg: psh, dan sucks at playing guitar
dave: he’s better than you. stop being such a jack bruce.

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