jack comeau
is the greatest human being. he gets all the girls. he is very handsome and is great at sports. his eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of jesus and channing tatum. he is very tall and strong and is smart. he is also very funny. everyone likes jack comeau and if you don’t you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
he is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome
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