Jack Daniels-ized
the unexplainable phenomenon that causes young men to urinate themselves while p-ssed out as a result of drinking an excessive amount of jack daniel’s whiskey. innocent beds, couches, and chairs are frequently the victims of this heinous crime. generally speaking, the offender is a recidivist, and is unaware of their drunken actions until it is too late.
“dude, why’s your couch outside?” “oh, kevin jack daniels-ized it again last night.”
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