jack johnson


a ucsb film grad and oahu-born surfer turned musician. he has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. an awesome singer who’s worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 cds and 2 soundtracks (“brushfire fairytales,” “on and on,” “thicker than water,” and “september sessions”). quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.
jack johnson is my homeboy.
singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
‘coc–n’ will be played at my funeral.
‘jack johnson is f-cking brilliant’
a musician whose songs are guaranteed to get the player laid, no matter what the circ-mstance. girls love him, guys love him…but girls really love him. to all the men out there looking to get a girl really fast, pick up a guitar and learn some jack johnson, because it will get you some over and over and over and over again.
jack johnson
new-age folk singer who writes charming songs that often make you feel good. jack johnson’s great to listen to no matter what mood you’re in.
go listen to “brushfire fairytales” and his newest “in between dreams.” you’ll feel alot better.
1. one of the most amazing musicians in the world, also a surfer who used to ride for quicksilver, he was born in hawaii and he made 2 of the greatest surf films ever: september sessions, and thicker than water. also hes really hottttt and awesome…..
it would be awesome if i got to chill backstage with jack johnson when i go to his show in september

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