Jack Lag


the dissociative experience to real time upon watching several consecutive episodes of the fox television show “24.”

similar to the feeling of jet lag when traveling between different time zones and experiencing a disconnection between the body’s time clock and the actual time. a similar feeling occurs after watching bauer hour for too long.

“i’ve just watched 5 straight episodes of bauer hour and i don’t know what time it is in real life. oh well, i’ll just go with whatever the last time was on the show, i’m jack lagged”

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