a small length of bubble wrap rolled into a log, taped, and used for male masturbation.
“my mom was cleaning out my room while i was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. now she’ll hide the bubble wrap from me.”
a person who watches and creeps on little kids that are playing and running around a mcdonalds playhouse. dude see that guy on that bench? yeah. hes a mcpedophile. what do you mean? look how he is starring at those little kids. a double quaterpounder burger with a whole cheeseburger inside between the meat patties […]
the act of p–ping in your pants while eating a mcdonald’s sandwich. mcphailing can sometimes be accompanied with retching, regurgitation and in extreme cases, chain farting and/or bleeding. sparkle had the worst mcphail in the history of the world. she cr-pped herself while eating a mcrib a mcphail is someone who plays guitar in a […]
to eat in a way that appears to be greedy. yo, that fat -ss n-gg- is mealing over there by himself.
- meat wrench
the female s-x organ. that meat wrench was so soggy it couldn’t even get my nuts off. synonyms: sn-tch, axe-wound, tw-t, c-nt, vag (v-g-n-), slot, bearded clam, box, gash, p-ssy, m-ff, beaver, minge 1) the male s-x organ 2) third eye, c-ck, p-n-s, d-ck, johnson, shotgun, bone 3) clinton’s weapon of choice 1) boy: hey […]
- snipe hunting
taking a new friend from college back homerural. get them all liqoured up and hand them a black trash bag. explaining to them what these ‘birds’ look like, and that they only come out in the middle of the night. get them to stand in the middle of a field or woods. explain to them […]