Jack Mcclellan
1.a famous, vile individual who runs a website group for other sickos attracted to “those of youger age”.his first website served as a “how to” guide for pedophiles(it was later taken down after a barrage of complaints). this is the same man who adimited (in a fox interview)to feeling a s-xual attraction to little girls saying it was ok.he is a 40 something year old loser who can’t maintain a decent relationship with an adult woman so he must resort to wrapping his cheetoo covered fingers around his earthworm p-n-s while watching “little women
or the olsen twins (think “full house” not new york minute”). he currently lives with his parents as a full time mooch on welfare.
2.a term you may have used to belittle your dog and later regret.
3. the reason to give your daughter a bottle of pepper spray and karate cl-sses for christmas.
3. the reason even liberals like myself are okay with the death penalty on some occasions.
me (talking to my dog):no boy! no more bacon for you! its bad for your heart!
my dog:woof woof
as my dog jumps up and starts eating the bacon of my plate.
me:now, look what you’ve done. why do you have to be such a jack mcclellan?
my dog: yelp yelp….(whimpers away)
me: oh,i’m so sorry boy, i didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.that was very harsh.please forgive me. here, why don’t you have a treat instead?
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