Jack Mission


masturbating for hours on end while high and/or getting on meth, generally only c-mming once at the end.

hiding from the world, not answering phone calls, watching endless p-rn sometimes on fast forward, very brief feelings of filth and disgust immediately upon completion.

these are all tell-tale characteristics of a jack mission. p-rnographic material of some kind is almost always present.

sometimes abbreviated phonetically as… jack mish
“sorry for lagging, got some new p-rno movies… been on a jack mission.”

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