Jack of laids
a person free of any s-xual orientation.
someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
lady: i wanna tell you something.
jack: what is it babe?
lady: (deep voice) i have a p-n-s.
jack: don’t worry about it babe i’m a jack of laids.
man: oh babe i can’t believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
jackie: i know its gonna be soo hot i can’t wait to watch you f–k lisa’s boyfriend.
man: wait what?! i’m not gay!
jackie: neither am i, i am a jack of laids.
man: ok might as well give it a try.
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