Jack off all trades
a dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. a homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.
also used as a verb.
noun: bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. he’s a jack off all trades.
verb: i just like buy all the best tools, but really i just jack off all trades.
an individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. he is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.
an individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
“dave says he’ll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! and he’s gonna read my fortune, win lisa back, and get me promoted!”
“dude, dave’s an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. don’t let him touch your sh-t… guy’s a j-ck-ff all trades.”
an individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. he is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.
an individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
a play on “jack of all trades, master of none.”
“dave says he’ll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! and he’s gonna read my fortune, win lisa back, and get me promoted!”
“dude, dave’s a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. don’t let him touch your sh-t… guy’s a j-ck-ff all trades.”
a person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing s-xual partners
– how’d you swing that? i thought jane only f-cked above a certain income bracket.
naa man, she’s a jack off all trades
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