Jack-off Cookies
jack off and then make a batch of cookies. kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. not to be confused with jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. if you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are j-ck–ff cookies
the party was only a few hours away but i was so horned up that i ended up bringing j-ck–ff cookies to the bar mitzvah.
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