jack ong
it’s that dream couple that only happened bc they sat next to each other at a robotics excursion for about 30 minutes. jeez, good way to like each other.
huh, never knew white and asian could make something as good as jack ong
typing one handed in the dark
its hard to jackong while looking at you threw a webcam
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