jack-ransleyophobia
when a guy (usually named jack ransley) is placed into a situation with a lot of tension surrounding it (usually social issues with girls involved).
side effects may include any of the following:
– looking like a hulk (though having no muscle. (does not include green body)
– scaring the brisbane public at cinemas
– punching holes in walls
jack ransley – “i was so p-ssed off last night when my ex showed up with her friends”
guy 2 – “d-mnnnnnn, how did it go?”
jack ransley – “let’s say they have jack-ransleyophobia now”
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