jack sesh
a planned masturbation session, usually referring to “jacking off.” the planning part is what makes a jack sesh different than simply masturbating.
quick jack sesh guide:
1)mise en place!- have lube, paper towels (enough for both catching s-m-n and wiping hands so that you can continue to search for p-rn/switch videos without getting your keyboard all sticky) and a small plastic bag near by.
2)make sure you have plenty of time and sp-ce. enough time and sp-ce to jack as hard and loud as you want with moderate to loud p-rnography without head phones. this is important, as headphones detract from the overall masturbation experience. this means each room must be searched to ensure that absolutely n-body is in your dwelling, and you must know when people will be returning. even if you live in a place where n-body cares if you loudly m-st-rb-t-, this rule must be followed. a jack sesh is a holy, personal experience. a jack sesh must not be tainted with the presence of another person.
3) take your time. enjoy your jack sesh. go slow at first. find a hot video, one with a bit of a kinky story. give yourself at least 30 minutes before you go to your go-to video and blow a m-ssive load.
i can’t wait to have a sunday morning jack sesh while everyone else is at church.
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