jack sparrow
a caribbean c-cktail-blend in human form: dishonest, trustworthy, brilliant, hilarious, mysterious, witty, quick, agile, roguish, handsome, and much much more.
to pull a jack : a certain lifestyle, including piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the spanish royal navy, impersonating a cleric of the church of england, sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness.
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the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner’s at…
“me? i’m just dishonest. and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest…..honestly”
brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!
s-xiest man on the planet
other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane
and lets not forget his eyeliner!
-slap- not sure i deserved that
-slap- i may have deserved that
-slap- that one i deserved
but why is the rum gone?
me, i’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for
now bring me that horizon
captain jack sparrow, to you.
1. the best pirate ever to sail the high seas. (or the low seas, come to that.)
2. insane, but brilliant – and s-xy.
daft like jack…
a bl–dy pirate, a scallywag!
the only man who can make really bad eggs sound s-xy.
dunnna dunna dunnna dum na and really bad eggs
1. captain of the black pearl
2. completely insane, in a brilliant way
daft like jack
the best pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. (s-xiest too…)
jack sparrow could make the skies cry with his looks and witty nature.
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