jack sparrow`s boot
the appearance of a highly s-xually active older woman`s v-g-n-. a hanging and leathery l-b–, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
“steve, i saw you getting off with that blonde milf last night. what was she like, then?”
“bud, she went like a f-cking steam train. her tw-t was a bit worn out though; p-ssflaps looked like the top of jack sparrow`s boot”.
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