jack vegan


much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital s-x – much to the disapproval of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints – a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.
joslyn: oh no we can’t go there! i’m vegan so there’s nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!

tony: bullsh-t you’re a vegan joslyn! i saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. you may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian -ss but you’re like a jack vegan if anything.

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